thomas umhau

dc | boston | cr

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baremetal self-hosted distributed datacenter orchestrator @ hypervisor.dev

testing mtDNA mutation reversal and mitochondria enhancement tech

developing biomimetic neural networks and perceptron alternatives

forensic accounting: automated analysis of public SEC filings

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side projects:

• speech-to-text on the (linux) desktop: reverberation

• an async web scraper that is VERY hard to block: scraper

• unfinished attempts & random ideations: blog.umhau.org

• we call ourselves the Friendly Idiots: minecraft

• amazon price sorters: RAM (on hn!), battery packs, ethernet cables

• tool for scanning networks and calculating available subnets: netscan

• a distributed Torch7 RNN cluster over MPI: cluster-rnn

• a voice model creator for CMU Sphinx: vmc

• the eventual corporate shell: Iteration 9 Technologies

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ping me: thomas@umhau.org